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The Alaska Department of Fish and Game, recently issued this bulletin:
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.
"We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear manure: Black bear manure is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear manure has little bells in it and smells like pepper." |
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| That aint no shit... LMAO!! The only real way to protect against a bear attack is to carry a firearm, (a big firearm). And never hunt, hike, or fish alone in bear country... |
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| You know - I went to bear country at Disneyland and you know, those bears didn't look all that badass to me. Bunch of drunk redneck bears. But yer right - I was glad I wasn't alone - you never know when one of them animatronic bears might go bazerk and kill a bunch of people.... |
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| Thank F****k there are no bears in the UK!! |
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| Did they ever have bears in the UK?? |
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| Yes.. Before recorded history. |
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| they have a high population of beers in Ireland |
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Is Jack Schitt a "chick"???
It says "chick" right there under his, uhhh, her name.
That avatar coupled with "chick" and then coupled with "they have a high population of beers in Ireland" is really surrealistically funny. Both funny weird AND funny ha ha. But - by saying all this - I have made it obvious that I don't know Jack Schitt. |
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| Location: Bluegrass State |
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Is Jack Schitt a "chick"???
It says "chick" right there under his, uhhh, her name.
That avatar coupled with "chick" and then coupled with "they have a high population of beers in Ireland" is really surrealistically funny. Both funny weird AND funny ha ha. But - by saying all this - I have made it obvious that I don't know Jack Schitt. |
Here ya go Marker. Now you do!!
http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/JackSchitt/Jack_Schit.htm |
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