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I'm gonna start by asking a stupid question, then you answer my stupid question(with a stupid answer) then ask a stupid question of your own an so on an so on..............
If a big daddy bull eat's 3 bails of hay a day and a little baby bull eat's half a bail of hay a day, how much hay does a mama bull consume? |
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... 96 bails
If a plane crashed on an American/Mexican border, where would you burry the survivors ? |
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....montana.
If a kid is riding a concrete deer bungee strapped tp the bed of a truck and falls off while going around a turn. Who is at fault the deer or the driver?
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neither... the manufacturer of the bungee chord is jointly liable with the state road maintenance department.
53 bicycles lay scattered about a room. A man also is in the room, dead from a gunshot wound. Why was he shot? This is an actual riddle with a correct answer... |
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Because he was French.
If you are a man - and Frank's son is your son's father - what color is the carpet in the Oval Office? |
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grey with stains under the desk were Clinton "entertained" guests.
Finish this sentence with the correct words to match the common expression; You can lead a horse to water.... |
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but you can't make him drink...whiskey
what's the use of tucks medicated pads? |
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to keep your duck from getting pregnant - also known as "Duck Fuck Tucks"
If a plane leaves France on it's way to Canada and another plane leaves Montreal on it's way to France and they are both traveling at 325 miles per hour - how long will it take all the people on the plane to realize nobody likes them? |
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Make-up removal.
if 5 people get on a bus at each of 12 stops, and only 3 people get off at 9 of those stops, what is the name of the bus driver? |
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to keep your duck from getting pregnant - also known as "Duck Fuck Tucks"
If a plane leaves France on it's way to Canada and another plane leaves Montreal on it's way to France and they are both traveling at 325 miles per hour - how long will it take all the people on the plane to realize nobody likes them? |
They never will. They are too stupid to realize it.
Fill in the blank:
Apple is to Orange as sex is to ______ |
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horses
bill who drives a red car and jim who drives a blue car are racing the quarter mile. bill wins the race. what color is george's car? |
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pink. George is a fag.
If Chloe wears a D cup, Cassy wears a B cup, and Jess wears an A cup how many braincells can Nobby kill by hitting himself with a hammer? |
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None. He borrowed my lime helmet
If Enrique Igelecias has a small dick how is he still with Anna K? |
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She wears a tuxedo in a bathtub so it helps.
If you eat a carburetor can you speak backwards, and why? |
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If Enrique Igelecias has a small dick how is he still with Anna K? He can lick his eyebrows.
If you eat a carburetor can you speak backwards, and why? Sey, tub ylno nehw eht neerg thgil si no.
If Internet Cheers changed it's name to Jess's Treasure Box would the internet cease to exist? |
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