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I've lost my phone number. Can I have your's?
 
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damn girl..... you look like my next ex.
 
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if you were a keg...i'd tap that ass.
 
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Hey, what has four legs, is big green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


(I like opening with a joke - it makes them think I'm harmless) Very Happy
 
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Marker wrote:
Hey, what has four legs, is big green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


(I like opening with a joke - it makes them think I'm harmless) Very Happy


Of course we all know better Wink Lol
 
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Marker wrote:
Hey, what has four legs, is big green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Ok, what is it?
 
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I always find just saying "Wanna F8ck? Works quite well Wink
 
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Actually it's "Nice shoes... wanna fcuk" lol
 
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oh - the punchline is: a pool table.

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((i really like the stupid jokes - - )) Very Happy
 
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Marker wrote:
oh - the punchline is: a pool table.

hahaha



((i really like the stupid jokes - - )) Very Happy



Lol an that ever worked to pick up a hottie?
 
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Wanna come back to my place? Because one way or another I'll be doing you anyway. ( never tried it, heard it from someone else. Don't imagine it worked.)
 
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I didn't use that joke, but it's along the same line as what I did say when I met my wife - - I made her laugh Very Happy

And coming October 5th I will have been making that lady laugh for 20 years.

Time flies when you're having fun Very Happy
 
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WOW! Congratulations Marker and Mrs Marker. Applause
 
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Marker wrote:
...And coming October 5th I will have been making that lady laugh for 20 years....

Very weird.... My 20th is on Oct 15.. Ya got me beat by 10 days....
 
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